Bigger Bladder

from Gotta be the Pants! by Mighty Magic Pants

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A BIGGER BLADDER

I’m out to build a bigger bladder—
a bigger, wider, better bladder—
so on a road trip I won’t stop
at every restaurant, tree, or shop,
though I’ve drunk twenty cans of pop,
and jugs of Southern sweet iced tea—
I will not pee.

I’m out to build a bigger bladder—
a bigger, wider, better bladder—
from Nome, Alaska, to Wahoo,
I won’t squirm or bother you,
unless, of course, it’s number two,
but till then, you wait and see,
I will not pee.

When the road’s a grind,
rest stops hard to find,
none will say of me,
“he’s got IBB”
which means itty bitty bladder!

So let the record books all shatter—
I’m out to build a bigger bladder,
as round and massive as the moon
so morning, night or afternoon
I’ll keep singing this same tune,
but till then could we stop soon!

I’ve got to pee!
Stop here! I’ve got to pee!
Look, there’s a tree!
I’ve got to pee!

(C) 2013 MIKE MENNARD, Family Fridge Music.

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from Gotta be the Pants!, released September 11, 2016

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Mighty Magic Pants Lincoln, Nebraska

Winners of the prestigious Parent’s Choice Award, The Mighty Magic Pants began in 2012 when Mike Mennard, award-winning children’s musician and poet, craved some good harmonies. What he got was a marvelous comic pop-rock vocal band the brought together music, poetry, humor, and optimism. The group released three albums—Gotta Be the Pants (2012), Far Out (2014), and It Must Be Christmas (2014). ... more

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