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We've Got Rules

from My Mom is Batman by Mighty Magic Pants

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THE RULES

We’ve got rules,
As silly as they seem.
We’ve got rules,
There is no I in Team.
And what in earth and heaven does that mean.
Means we’ve got rules.

Never drink the water from the toilet,
Cuz Grandpa got there first and it’s polluted.
Never ever lick a fire hydrant,
Cuz you don’t who got there before you did.
Never kiss a honey badger,
Or you’ll lose your face
Never take your helmet off
When out in outer space.
Don’t swim with the crocs or step
into an outhouse blindly.
And make sure you treat everybody kindly.

Those are the rules!
And we know what we speak of,
There must be rules,
If you don’t like them, well tough.
There aren’t too many, still they are enough.
Cuz we need rules.

Never eat a cow if he’s still mooing.
Cuz hair inside your mouth is gross when chewing.
Make sure you’ve got paddles when canoeing.
Never kiss your mom while you’re achooing.
Make sure you’ve got ice enough
Before you figure skate.
Never bite tarantulas
Unless he’s on your plate.
Never trust a pirate or
Go out to plunder blindly.
And make sure you treat everybody kindly.

Welcome to the team,
our superhero team!
And you’ll discover why our rules are jewels
By keeping all the rules.

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from My Mom is Batman, released February 11, 2017

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Mighty Magic Pants Lincoln, Nebraska

Winners of the prestigious Parent’s Choice Award, The Mighty Magic Pants began in 2012 when Mike Mennard, award-winning children’s musician and poet, craved some good harmonies. What he got was a marvelous comic pop-rock vocal band the brought together music, poetry, humor, and optimism. The group released three albums—Gotta Be the Pants (2012), Far Out (2014), and It Must Be Christmas (2014). ... more

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